Very Best Humorous Quotes

Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape? A: The baritone.

What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower? A widower.

What is Dracula's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.

Q: How is a penis like fishing? A: The small ones you throw back, the medium ones you eat, and the larger ones you mount.